Divorcing Man Asks for the Custody of His Wife’s Breast
A couple was undergoing divorce proceeding, the husband did not seek for out of court settlement, he simply asks for the custody of his wife’s breast.Divorcing Man Asks for the Custody of His Wife’s Breast
As reported by The Herald,Local man Simon Williams has applied for custody of his wife’s breasts as part of his divorce settlement according to online reports.
Describing the breasts as being of ‘great sentimental value’ in his submission, Simon said he’d happily give up any claim over the house for full custody. Divorcing Man Asks for the Custody of His Wife’s Breast
Alternatively, his wife can have the car in return for access at weekends. Divorcing Man Asks for the Custody of His Wife’s Breast. Divorcing Man Asks for the Custody of His Wife’s Breast
“Those breasts have been with me through thick and thin; a rock in times of needs and a pillow in times of comfort. My quality of life will decline substantially if I lose custody.”
“It’s actually ironic,” he told us. “Considering one of the reasons I’m getting divorced at all is because I said I’d like her breasts custody.” Divorcing Man Asks for the Custody of His Wife’s Breast
However, Simon’s soon to be ex-wife has angrily rejected the request, saying that his failure to grant her exclusive possession of his ‘bits and bobs’ during their marriage undermined his position.
Lawyers in the case have suggested that they hold the breasts until the situation is resolved.
Divorcing Man Asks for the Custody of His Wife’s Breast
