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What every wife must know and do as English Premiership starts

by Oba Samuel
What every wife must know and do as English Premiership starts

What every wife must know and do as English Premiership starts

-Oba Samuel
The 2017/2018 English Premier League season commences today, 11th August 2017 and would finish on 13th May 2018.What every wife must know and do as English Premiership startsIn Nigeria where we have several husbands as passionate football fans of top football clubs in Europe, many things will happen as the league season progresses that will determine the actions of your husband and affect your marriage.What every wife must know and do as English Premiership starts
Below are vital things to know and do as the premier league resumes.
1. He may become a night rider.
Some football matches are played at night, especially matches played in the UEFA Champions League and mid-week matches. However, your husband may become a night rider as most men love to hang out at viewing centres and relaxation spots to watch the match. Don’t expect him back home early during theses times because the duration of the match is for 90 minutes and he might also engage in post-match analyses for an additional hour maybe. Please ensure that he has his own copies of keys to the house so that he won’t disturb your sleep.What every wife must know and do as English Premiership starts
2. Mood swings.
The results of matches played by his favourite club will determine his mood. He will be in a happy mood when his club wins and might be moody if they lose. As a wife, you need to be conversant with the happenings at the league daily in order to know how to communicate with your husband.What every wife must know and do as English Premiership starts
3. Your Waste Bill will increase.
There are lots of low moments in football competitions which are as a result of a red card, draw and match defeats. As a result of this, your hubby and his friends that you have prepared food for while you have gone to bed may ignore the food thereby causing food wastage that will make your waste bin fill-up faster than usual… More waste, higher PSP bills.
4. You may receive a dirty slap.
After a loss or streak of losses by his favourite team, you dare not press his anger button by making a jest of him, or else you may get a dirty slap. Instead, sympathise with him and curse the referee and his assistants that were partial and bias.
5. Prepare to become the acting breadwinner.
During this period, most football fanatics will not watch the match at home but prefer to hang out with friends at a viewing centre. Hanging out with friends to watch the game every week will make him broke within the second week of the month because he will have to buy drinks, food, Stick Meat and Suya for many people. This will automatically turn you to the acting breadwinner of the family. Please, prepare your ATM cards ready for family exigencies.
6. He will refuel the generator and renew the DStv subscription.
Due to his love for the game, he will ensure there is always fuel in your generator and renew the DStv subscriptions in order to watch the highlights of the matches. He may not have money for other domestic needs at home but the generator and DStv is a sure deal. Please, enjoy the cool breeze of the fan without mosquitoes while the Premiership lasts.
7. He may become an argumentative personality.
You may learn suddenly that he gets angry easily and argue a lot. This might be his new trade till the end of the season because this is the practice at the football viewing centre. Mastering it is what will make him replicate it at home but you must learn how to be silent and become a ‘Yes wife’ unless he may turn you into a punching bag.
8. You may become a senior wife.
If you are careless at this time, you will soon become the senior wife because most of the viewing centres are night clubs with many ladies that can easily lure your husband into a serious relationship. Be wise and dress sporty to follow him to the viewing centres or invites his friends to watch the game in your house while you entertain them. What every wife must know and do as English Premiership starts
9. Your food will not last.
If you succeed in bringing his friends home to watch the match with him, your food store will soon be empty and your food will not last as expected. If you make the atmosphere conducive for them, their numbers will increase. Prepare to spend more and you must not be hostile to them.
Follow all these winning formulas in order to keep on winning your husband during this premier league season and beyond.

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