FUNNY THINGS YOU MUST LEARN ABOUT MARRIAGE
“Do you always carry your TV remote with you?”
She replied ” No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me shopping today because of football match, so I took the remote.
The story continues….The cashier laughed and then returned all the items that lady had purchased. Shocked at this act, she asked the cashier what he was doing. He said, “your husband has blocked your credit card……….”
Story continues….Wife took out her husband’s credit card from purse and swiped it. Unfortunately he didn’t block his own card.
Story continues…After swiping, the machine indicated, ‘ENTER THE PIN SENT TO YOUR MOBILE PHONE’…….
Moral: When a man tends to lose, the machine is smart enough to save him!*
Story continues….She smiled to herself and reached out for the mobile which rang in her purse. It was her husband’s phone showing the forwarded SMS. She had taken it with the remote control so he doesn’t call her during her shopping. She bought her items and returned home happily.
On getting home, his car was gone. A note was lying on the table, “Couldn’t find the remote. Gone out with the boys to watch the premiership match. Will be home late. Call me on my phone if you need something”. He left with the house key too.
Moral: Don’t try to control your husband. You will always lose!*
What the word of God says:
“Wives, submit to your own husbands, as to the Lord.
Husbands, love your wives, just as Christ also loved the church and gave Himself for her,”
Ephesians 5:22, 25 NKJV