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People you will meet in camp during orientation camping

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People you will meet in camp during orientation camping

People you will meet in camp during orientation camping

 

As a prospectives corps members, you are going to meet these different set of people in your various camps.

1. Platoon officers: these are soldiers that are going to be in charge of platoons. When you get to the camp, you are going to be divided into platoons. The soldiers in your platoon are the one to drill you in the parade ground. They will teach you how to match (quick match, slow match, left and right Matches ).
2.  The slapsticks:  These are extremely funny ones, they are mostly the Edos, especially the warri speaking tribes. They always have something to say to get people’s ribs cracking.

You will never see them been serious for once, all they do is find someone or something to make fun of.
They never get tired of talking. Don’t bother confronting them for anything because you will end up as their topic and have so many persons laughing at you.

3. Error shooters: These are the otondos that always get things wrong on the parade ground. After being corrected severally, they still get confused.

You see them turning to the right at the command of ‘left turn’. When others are at Attention, that’s when they have their hands behind at Ease. Their hands will never rhyme with others during quick match and when they halt, their legs always bangs last.
They are the set of people that still hang their ‘head dress’ in the air even after the completion of the 3 hearties to the Governor.
4. The Oliver Twists:  this category of people can ‘beg for Africa’, borrowing is their calling,  they can beg to borrow your destiny.  They never possessed anything of their own instead indulge in the habit of borrowing every possible thing from you, and then you will have to beg before they return it.

If you check it out, these set of people lived in school hostel, they  are used to the hostel lifestyles, so they never bothered to come with basic needs with the assurance of getting it from others.

It’s when you just finished locking your box and set to go out that they will come and be like; ‘bros abeg I need toothpaste’, ‘ pls give your spoon, ‘ do you have purified water there?  ‘abeg I fit use your towel? ‘bros I go like borrow your comb’,… and also they are never with ‘change’ …always asks for N20 to buy purified water.

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5. FFO:( For Food Only) these set of people are the first to get to the kitchen, they will be the first to complain how tasteless the food is and yet they never missed a meal.
They are the first to leave leave the parade ground so, that they can get to the kitchen before anybody .
You see them forming a queue even when the water to make eba is yet to boil.


They already exhaust their money to Mami market at the first week of Orientation. They know all the timetable for each day meals

6. Shunters: These kind of people will try as much as possible to get you annoy. You have been standing under the sun for hours and you see them coming from nowhere to join the long line up at the front, especially when camp commandant what to make an announcement .
Shunting is in their blood, even where you have just 3 persons on a line, they still find a way to chance the last person. Some do it politely by begging to join……and some will just be like ‘guy I dey here before o, I went to urinate ni’.

6. Womanizers: These people are addicted to hang out with girls every time, at the lecture hall, during the lectures you see them in campany of ladies.
They will be the one to first get to the lecture hall gathered like Four chairs and reserved for ladies.
They are in camp to hunt for girls and their aim is to woo as many ladies as possible.

7. Photo Freak: Kai!, these people can snap pictures for Africa, ladies are more in this category . They prefer spending all their money on photograph to feeding their belly. They never get satisfied with selfies no matter the amount of shots taken

8. Do-nothing members: these set of people never participate in anything. You begin to wonder if were forced to be in camp. They hardly go for parade and lectures and always complain about the Nysc scheme being a waste of time.


You will always find them laying on their bed in the room even after the soldiers has chased everyone out. They have their drugs and fake medical reports to cover up.

9. The Old boys: These people don’t want to be left out of the fun in camp, so they leave their children and wives at home to take part in the orientation.
They do every possible thing not to look old specifically their ‘skin’ hairstyle. The old ladies among them will as much as possible to used MaryKay powder so that they will not look old. They are the quite type they don’t want be noticed.
10. The Noisy : these are the noisy kind of people. These are the set of ‘otondos’ who cannot enter their hostel without making a noise. They cannot be in the hostel without having their voice raised or chatting out with one argument or the other and forcing their way into any loud conversation.
11. The Lifter : They are rats with 10 fingers. They have very smart hands to secure any valuable property that is left astray.
If there shoes is bad they can quickly replace it with yours. That’s how bad it can be. They are the type that can move away with the ‘alawee’ that you are paid in the camp.

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12. The Pretenders : As the name indicates they are always trying to be what they are not. They come in different versions. There are those who pretend to be saints.

13. The Bad Meat : These are always finding their way to ‘mami market’ to hide and smoke from cigarette to marijuana .They are always in their clique, drinking, and chatting away.

14. Swaggalicious people: These are the pompous girls and guys who you can see wants to dress to kill. If they are given a chance they would pimp the whole camp unfortunately weekend are the only time they can go on casual wears.

Sacrosanct: these are saints of the camp. There are always about spiritual matters in their conversations. They are forward in going to church and leading in worship sections.

The Hyperactive: These set of people are very active in every activity in the camp. They are the type that usually turns to be in the platoon officials, OBS crew and any available group in the camp.

Well, in conclusion, people you meet in the camp are real people, just that they come in different forms and all at the same time into your life for the short three weeks.

 

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